What MORON?

Okay my wife isn't home right now and its evening time and I'm home alone and I'm hungry.  However I'm pretty lazy right now and I don't feel like getting into making a "serious" meal.  Yeah I can cook but I don't feel like it.  So I check the fridge and check for leftovers, nope there aren't any.  I check the freezer, I see there are some various varieties of frozen things I can make pretty quickly.  I spot a box called Tony's Pizza, its a one person dinner and appeared like something that I would like, I say yeah thats what I'll have.

I take it out and and I look on back for directions for how I want to make it, meaning am I in the mood for oven cooking or microwave cooking.  Well I must tell you I was shocked to see the very first line in the directions section of the box.  Do you believe this crap--COOK BEFORE EATING.  Yes, I couldn't believe my eyes, I thought I was checking out a joke box or something my wife left me but there it was.  This box of pizza was dead serious.  Okay, what moron has attempted to eat the pizza in its frozen state?  Someone attempting to eat this frozen is the only way I can explain why the company had to put it there in the first place. 

Hmmm....this pizza seems to be a bit hard, crunchy, and cold--don't you think that might be a clue or the fact as you hold it and its cold and looks frozen.  No matter, I ate mine after cooking it in the oven for 21 minutes at 400 degrees.  It tasted fine and I was full.

Comments

[Cathy]

Sad reflection- this is just like any plastic bag one may come across, whether it's a shopping bag or something that was packaged in plastic... there is always a warning: This is not intended for use as a toy....

good grief.

By the way... How was the pizza?

[BlackOps]

Cathy,
True.....the pizza was one of those special 6 for five buck deals, called Tonys Pizza, it was actually pretty good.